The Two Funerals

2010-06-16T17:14:00.001-07:00

Yo I keep forgetting about this blog, we use this Tumblr one more so CHECK THAT ONE OUT!!!

http://thetwofunerals.tumblr.com

sorry blogspot! lolz

Shows this weekend

2010-03-25T07:04:00.000-07:00

We have two shows this weekend, neither of which have fliers!

Friday 3/26 at Couch Heaven in Richmond (e-mail thetwofunerals@hotmail.com for directions)
with: THE GIFT (DC, members of TURBOSLUT), BODYCOP (DC), and HAIL HYDRA (RVA)
8 pm / donations

Saturday 3/27 at James Madison University in Harrisonburg
with SCREAMING FEMALES and SALAD DAYS
7 pm / FREE SHOW!!!!!

MABOOBAFARTY/PASS THE HOT SAUCE TOUR '10 OVER

2010-03-21T14:52:00.000-07:00

Tour's over and it ruled. PSE are so awesome and great fucking people. It was so cool to get to know them and play awesome shows, not to mention to see them play every night! I lost my voice from singing to them too much. And by a weird twist of fate Kylewilliam from imadethismistake and the Cottage Records came with us to drive them because their van was fucked! So it was great to chill with him more. He's currently sleeping on the couch right now.

But now it's over, back to real life! We have two shows this weekend that are going to rule:

3/26 RICHMOND @ Couch Heaven with BODYCOP, THE GIFT, HAIL HYDRA
3/27 HARRISONBURG @ JMU's Taylor Down Under with SCREAMING FEMALES and SALAD DAYS

2010-03-07T19:02:00.000-08:00

MARCH TOUR WITH P.S. ELIOT

2010-01-24T17:47:00.000-08:00

I FORGOT WE HAD A BLOG!

Anyway, we're going on tour (Abby can't come, but she'll be with us in spirit!!!!) with P.S. ELIOT! Holy shit, so excited, they rule so hard.

DATES:
March 13th - Richmond, VA
March 14th - Washington D.C.
March 15th - Baltimore, MD
March 16th - Brooklyn, NY
March 17th - Cambridge, MA
March 18th - Philadelphia, PA
March 19th - Columbus, OH
March 20th - Louisville, KY

We might not be at the last two, but we'll see. SO AWESOME.

2009-09-15T22:16:00.001-07:00

WE SLEEP 8 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24

2009-09-14T15:44:00.000-07:00

2009-09-14T15:42:00.000-07:00

Oops I kind of forgot that we had this! Been playing sweet shows, working on getting a practice space in Richmond so we can write more material!

Playing with Partyline on October 16th at Gallery 5 holy shit!

Random updates

2009-06-11T10:55:00.000-07:00

First, a shout out to Izzy in Bloomington who sent us the nicest e-mail and made some patches she is sending me! Stuff like that makes me so fucking stoked!

We have three shows in Richmond coming up, July 5th with P.S. Eliot (!!!), July 22nd, and September 26th. More info closer to these dates! And sometime in July I will be moving up to Richmond, so we will be writing more material and practicing way more! FUCK YES.

Check out the updated ! It looks tight!

I filled out an application for FEST 8, hopefully we will get to play again!

The Lyric

2009-04-28T08:46:00.000-07:00

Next show!

2009-04-17T09:44:00.000-07:00

Show Sunday moved to Nara Sushi!!

2009-04-03T09:50:00.000-07:00

Nara is at 1309 W. Main in Richmond!

Discography download now up!

2009-04-02T09:17:00.000-07:00

After a short delay, the download of our discography is now up at thecottagerecords.com! Get it this week while you can and make sure to check out all the other free downloads of great TCR bands!

Free TTF downloads this week for Cottage Records 1st anniversary!

2009-03-30T09:06:00.000-07:00

Press release from The Cottage Records:

The Cottage Records is excited to announce our one year anniversary celebration. A year ago we decided to start putting out music from bands we love, and four records later we couldn't be happier. In celebration of our anniversary, we have decided to mark down all of our releases 50%. Go to www.vinylcollective.com and look in the store for all of our cottage records releases. They include:

imadethismistake - It's Okay LP
imadethismistake - It's Okay CASSETTE
Mose Giganticus - Commander! 7"
The Two Funerals - Tell Yr Story 7"
Knock Galley West - Knock Galley West 7"

As well, we will be offering one test press for the imadethismistake, Two Funerals, and Knock Galley West releases. Anyone who purchases the release during the sale are eligable to win!

We will also be offering a new album for free download every day of the sale, starting Monday off with the newest addition to the TCR family, Systems. Syetems are an epic metal band from Carrboro, North Carolina in the vein of Baroness, Circle Takes the Square, and Battlefields. We are excited to release a new LP of theirs later on in 2009. Our first offering in the free download series is System's debut EP, "The Desert." You can download it at www.thecottagerecords.com

Thank you all for the support over the last year, and we look forward to putting out more quality vinyl releases in the future.

kw & the cottage records staff.

ALBUM DOWNLOAD SCHEDULE:
Monday - Systems "The Desert" EP
Tuesday - Mose Giganticus "The Invisible Hand" LP & "Commander" 7"
Wednesday - The Two Funerals "...Invade Poland" LP & "Tell Yr Story" 7"
Thursday - Knock Galley West "Quick and the Undead" & "Knock Galley West" 7"
Friday - Neil Sutherland & Friends "Build Our Own" LP
Saturday - imadethismistake "It's Okay"
Sunday - The Cottage Records mixtape Comp v.
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Next show

2009-03-20T10:46:00.001-07:00

SO PUMPED

I made a...blog?

2009-03-20T09:04:00.000-07:00

For some reason I felt the urge to jump on the band blogging bandwagon. Alliteration!

So bookmark this if you have any interest in...whatever I might post here that has to do with TTF!

-Dom